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The Fly, the Simon and Kirby creation carried on by Bernstein and Rosenberger
and John Giunta, was apparently enough of a success for Archie Comics that
Bernstein and Rosenberger were invited to produce another superhero creation.
They didn't stretch their imaginations too far to come up with a new
character...while the Fly rubbed a magic ring to assume his superhero guise and had all
the powers of the insect kingdom, the Jaguar rubbed a magic belt and had all
the powers of the animal kingdom. Still, the Jaguar as drawn by Rosenberger
looked pretty cool with his red outfit with leopardskin belt and boots, and a
jungle cat was certainly a more imposing model for a superhero than a housefly.
This issue was one of the later ones in the Jaguar series (third from last,
to be exact). The lead story is "The Birth of the Cat Gang!" and the splash
shows three men in lion, tiger and panther masks standing over the fallen clerk
of a costume shop and congratulating themselves on their new criminal
enterprise; "Dressed like this, we'll really scare our victims!" "Right! From now on,
we're the Cat Gang, and anyone who tries to stop us, even THE JAGUAR, gets
clawed!" The third guy, in the panther mask, is apparently a little less
confident; "Ha, ha! But we're lucky this Jaguar figure is only a costumed dummy!"
As the story starts, a zoo gorilla escapes his cage and is shot by a guard.
The wounded ape is rushed to the lab of zoologist/veterinarian Ralph Hardy,
who anesthetizes the gorilla and prepares to operate to remove the bullets.
Hardy's secretary Jill asks if she can help and is told by Hardy that all she can
do is to "send out for some coffee!" Jill is mildly distraught by the
chauvinistic order and ponders how she could become more useful to her boss; "What
could a secretary do in this situation? It would be different if I were a
NURSE....Good heavens! I never thought of that! I'll study to become a nurse!
I'll be of greater value to Ralph...and to humanity as well!" How much value a
veterinary nurse will be to "humanity" may be in doubt....but, onward.... The
gorilla wakens from the anesthetic sooner than expected and threatens to go
on a rampage in Hardy's office, threatening Jill and zookeeper Eddie. But
Ralph Hardy rubs his magic belt and speaks the magic words "The Jaguar!" and
magically switches to his crimson-garbed secret identity (losing his pencil-thin
mustache in the process-- a more unusual change-of-face than Clark Kent's
glasses). The Jaguar swoops to the rescue and slugs the gorilla unconscious again,
while making an excuse that Hardy is off somewhere out of danger. The Jaguar
muses, "I'm glad Jill no longer knows my dual identity! No one must EVER
know!" while Jill moons, "*SIGH* how I wish he'd fall for me!" (In an earlier
story, Jill did know or guess the Jaguar's identity, but I don't know how her
mind got wiped of the secret in an intervening issue.) After Ralph Hardy
returns to his normal identity, Jill broaches the idea of her studying as a nurse
while still working part time for him, and Hardy thinks, "Not a bad idea! If
Jill weren't always around, I'd have more freedom as the Jaguar!" (Clearly,
these stories were aimed at a pre-teen boy readership with a girls-are-pests
attitude....)
As Jill goes off to enroll in nursing classes, Hardy is led to muse about his
origin...."I remember clearly spotting that white jaguar in the Peruvian
jungle and trailing it to a ruined Inca jungle!" (That's how the caption reads,
but I suspect the letterer meant to write "ruined Inca *temple"") "There I
found the Jaguar Belt and read the ancient inscription of its use.... By saying
'THE JAGUAR' I instantly became ruler of the animal kingdom! I could fly
through power supplied by my nucleon energy belt..." (Even as a kid reading some
of these stories, I could never figure out what in heck a "nucleon energy belt"
with tiny jets on it had to do with the "animal kingdom". Apparently the
Archie folks felt that any self-respecting superhero had to be able to fly, even
if the only mammal with flight powers is the bat, and giving the Jaguar bat
wings not only would have looked silly but would probably have resulted in
Archie hearing from DC's lawyers.) "My Jaguar's body was a hundred times harder
than the toughness of a rhinoceros hide! I could communicate telepathically
with all animals! They knew me as their friend and leader....I've had weird
battles, like the one with Cat Girl's living sphinx!" This reminds Ralph of his
old female foe...."I wonder what ever happend to Cat Girl, the mythological
queen of the cat world who had supernatural powers!"
The answer is quickly forthcoming; as a woman in an "uptown apartment" muses,
"No one suspects I, the mysterious heiress Lydia Fellin, was once the great
Cat Girl!" (The people in this story are certainly given to expository thought
balloons reminding themselves of who they are.) A chagrined-looking Lydia
continues to brood; "But now, with my supernatural powers gone, I cannot come
and go in time...or materialize or disappear like an unearthly spirit!" It
seems that exposure to strontium 90 from an atomic test has somehow robbed her of
all her powers except the ability to telepathically command cats.... and also
deprived her of her former knowledge of the Jaguar's great secret. "I'm still
crazy about him, but I cannot recall his secret identity... but someday we
shall meet! I must make the Jaguar fall in love with me! Without the one man I
can love, life is meaningless!"
Meanwhile, three acrobatic crooks dressed in stocking masks invade a costume
shop and overwhelm the proprietor; "We're not called 'cat' burglars for
nothing!" Spotting a trio of cat head masks, they conceive the idea of discarding
their crude stocking masks and becoming more literal "cat burglars". "Can you
imagine the effect if we pulled jobs wearing headgear like these? We'll not
only build up a great reputation, but scare the wits out of our victims!" "And
so the fierce CAT GANG is born!"
The splash to Part 2 has the Jaguar landing in the midst of the Cat
gangsters, who boast, "The Jaguar finally ran into some animals he can't control! The
two-legged kind with HUMAN brains and HUMAN weapons!" Pulling their first
job, the acrobatic Cat Gang vault over an electric fence surrounding a factory
with a tempting safe, run a tape of jungle cat sounds, and panic the plant
guards (who don't seem to be exactly the cream of the private security industry) by
poking their masked faces out of the darkness, leading the guards to believe
they are being attacked by real wild animals. As the Cats crack the safe, the
guards call for help against "escaped animals" and are answered by the
Jaguar, who identifies the culprits as beast-masked humans; "You're the gang's FIRST
fall guys...but I doubt if you're the last!" The Cats are delighted by their
publicity as well as the $30,000 haul (inflation has struck; I don't suppose
that would be considered a very lucrative burglary today) and proceed to walk
tightropes to reach their next target, a penthouse roof party full of "swells
from society and Hollywood" wearing jewelry. Police Commissioner Martin is
present at the party and encourages the publicity-loving Cats to have their
pictures taken, hoping the camera flashes will attract the attention of the Jaguar
on patrol. It does, but the cats outwit the Jaguar, escaping down an
elevator shaft and into the city sewers. (You'd think with all those animal powers
the Jaguar would be able to track them by smell...) The Commissioner is
chagrined as his ruse to get the Jaguar's help only results in his looking like a
laughing stock in the papers.
While hunting down the Cat Gang, the Jaguar spots debutante Lydia on the
street and recognizes her as his old nemesis Cat Girl. He understandably jumps
to the conclusion that she must be the mastermind behind the "Cat Gang". But
she insists otherwise; "My days of evil are gone forever!" She demonstrates
her loss of supernatural power and indestructibility by directing her pet cat to
scratch her, and explains how she has given up crime and is living off wealth
acquired when she was a queen. "What about your devilish cunning? You still
have THAT, I imagine!" Lydia puts her arms around the Jaguar and declares,
"Any cunning I now possess, I shall use to win your heart!" "You're very
attractive, Cat Girl, but I don't trust you! I still think you're the Cat Gang's
leader!" "You fool! You have the keenest eyesight...but you cannot see into my
HEART!" Cat Girl resolves to prove her true intentions to the Jaguar by
drawing out the Cat Gang and helping the Jaguar to catch them. As Lydia Fellin,
she invites journalists to publish an account of her huge gem collection,
inviting the Cat Gang to burglarize her apartment. But as they arrive on flying
trapezes, Cat Girl directs a horde of alley cats to start yowling loudly in
order to attract the attention of the Jaguar and the police. Panicked by the
noise, the Cats flee without their intended loot, but when the Jaguar appears,
they assume he was in control of the cats and prepare to fight back; "You've
tricked us into a trap...but you'll turn out to be the DEAD DUCK!" But before
they can shoot at the Jaguar, the swarm of cats controlled by Cat Girl attacks
them. "Run! Run! They cuold kill us!" Playing along, the Jaguar pretends to
be in control of the cats and persuades the gangsters to surrender. Why the
super-powered Jaguar needed the help of a team of terrifying tabbies to defeat
a trio of basically ordinary crooks in cat masks is unclear... but anyway,
after the Cat Gang is in custody, the Jaguar flies to Lydia's apartment to give
credit where due; "I owe you an apology, Cat Girl! You prepared this trap and
ordered those cats to signal me!" "Now do you believe my nature has CHANGED?
That I'm not up to any more evil tricks?" "Yes! Now, a grateful toast to
CAT GIRL!" "No, my dear! To my new name...Lydia!" (thought) "Which, fate
permitting, may one day be changed to MRS. JAGUAR!" (And so that tomcat, the
Jaguar, two-times poor Jill as she slaves away in nursing school....)
The Jaguar backup story is "The Menace of the Winged Bull!" A remote
mountain village is Asia is visited by the flying bovine in question, and the natives
cower in terror, for they know that the appearance of the bull will be
followed by the marauding "Black Knights" who "steal everything they can carry off".
Hearing of these strange raids, zoologist Ralph Hardy decides to investigate
and discover whether there really is a winged bull, and whether the Black
Knights really are "descendants of a lost race of marauding Crusaders", as legend
says, or common modern-day criminals. Setting up a "heavy-laden caravan" as
bait, the Jaguar is rewarded by the appearance of the winged bull. But when
the Jaguar attempts to engage in an aerial bullfight, the creature does not
react, and he realizes it is no real animal but a remote-control device. Riding
the bull back to its controllers, the Jaguar encounters a Black Knight with an
un-medieval turn of phrase-- "Gasp! It's the Jaguar! What brought him to
this neck of the woods?" and smashes the mechanical bull to pieces. (Maybe the
Knights should have installed it in a cowboy bar instead of using it for
crime.) The Jaguar is momentarily impeded when the Knights' remote control proves
to have the power to deactivate his nucleon jet belt, causing him to crash to
earth. But Jaguar directs the horses of his "knghtly" foes to rear and
topple them, and then deflects their deadly lances with a boulder he lifts. In the
end, the Black Knights are indeed found to be mere common criminals. "They
exploited the lost crusaders and winged bull legends as a coverup for present
day banditry! In other words, they were full of BULL!"
The issue also features a one page "Black Hood Teaches Karate" featurette,
and a letters page in which reader Phil Leibfred of Bronxville, New York,
reports reading about the old MLJ comics heroes in a fanzine article and suggests a
poll on which of them-- "BLACK HOOD, THE SHIELD, THE WEB, MR. JUSTICE, CAPTAIN
FLAG, STEEL STERLING, BLACK JACK, THE HANGMAN and THE WIZARD"-- ought to be
brought back. Two issues later, the Jaguar himself disappeared into limbo....
and when Archie again revived their superhero line a couple of years later
under the "Mighty Comics" banner, nearly all the MLJ heroes named above made
appearances, but the Jaguar made only a fly-on appearance in the "Too Many
Super-Heroes" story in MIGHTY CRUSADERS (in which every obscure hero MLJ ever
published suddenly appeared and demanded to join the Crusaders team). Since then,
the Jaguar has remained missing in action; the character name was revived for
the "Impact Comics" line (licensed from Archie but produced and published by DC)
in 1991 but the animal powers were given to a Latina teenage girl.
August 1963; published by Radio Comics
(Archie); edited by Victor Gorelick (I think); stories in the issue written by Robert
Bernstein and drawn by John Rosenberger. The cover depicts the red-costumed
Jaguar leaping to punch out a thug dressed in a business suit and black panther
headmask, while behind him a tiger-masked crook swings a stick. "The Jaguar
fights for his life when he clashes with the amazing 'Cat Gang"!"